so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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