It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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