The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
please come you make the beer taste better
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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