you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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