The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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