I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
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