Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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