I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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