Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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