yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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