this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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