Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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