he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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