I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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