She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
please come you make the beer taste better
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
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