Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i think i have herpe
just one?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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