Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
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