Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
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