oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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