just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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