no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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