And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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