Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
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