NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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