It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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