wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I don't think brook has ever known best
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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