I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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