please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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