K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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