So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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