You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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