I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
