im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
