i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize