i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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