no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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