It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
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