paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
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