I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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