So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Randomize
