Dual....:-)
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Randomize
