And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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