hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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