My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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