I got chris browned last night
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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