uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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