thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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