You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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