I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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