I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
