You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
She tied me up with her honor cords...
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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