do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
