I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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