Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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